I've provided pictures to aid you through my top 5 picks.
5. Captain James Hook from Hook
Personal branding is essential in today’s economy, and Dustin Hoffman’s interpretation of this classic character has it covered with his facial barbs curled to match the shape of his prosthetic namesake.
4. Issac Asimov
This pioneer of science fiction literature was also blazing trails in a persona defining appearance with his trademark sideburns that may be only follicles on record to actually defy gravity.
3. Aquaman from Batman: The Brave and the Bold
Encapsulating his “full testosterone” characterization that blends BRAIN BLESSED! with Errol Flynn to perfectly compliment his barrel chest and baritone voice.
2. Mirror Universe Spock from Star Trek "Mirror Mirror"
Responsible for solidifying the trope of identifying the evil twin by a goatee which has been used and parodied in pop culture for decades.
1. The Mustache from The Tick "That Mustache Feeling"
Its the only facial hair in pop culture to have its own theme song independent of the character that it’s on.